Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025

Southlake Smooch

a phenomenon when you kiss a woman with lip filler and it leaks into your mouth.

bro she gave me the southlake smooch and i accidentally swallowed it

by BigDaddyJD January 28, 2026

Southampton St Rodeo

When you wake up a person from a narcotics overdose that becomes combative and you jump on their back and go for a ride as long as you can

"Hey, did you hear Katie did a Southampton St Rodeo the other night? She held on for 17 seconds!"

"Wow, that beats Bobby's old record by 6 seconds!"

by Ronald Ulysses Swanson Esq. February 19, 2025

southampton fc

a fucking shithole, don’t go there as it’s a soulless bowl with no atmosphere. mighty pompeys clear of them nitty scums.

knob: i wanna go to st mary’s park!
smart guy: nah it’s a fucking shithole down there with no atmosphere. go to fratton park where there’s a real atmosphere is.
southampton fc.

by LLNO February 27, 2025

Southern Tussle

A sex act in which a couple have intercourse switching from anal to vaginal canals repeatedly in a bath full of barbecue sauce, Sweet Baby Ray’s style!

“Babe did you get the barbecue sauce and bath ready for our Southern Tussle?”

by Anteater69 March 9, 2025

Southern Sudan Simba

Having a girl take a shit, then not wipe her butthole. Then she sits on your face with her hole placed perfectly in the middle of your forehead as you eat her pussy.

Hey Josephine, you tryna go back to the crib and give me a little Southern Sudan Simba.

by fellerseller March 14, 2025

Southern Efficiency

The lackadaisical attitude toward accomplishing tasks in the American south.

This organization is the epitome of Southern Efficiency. The issues just keep piling up.

by DarkArc April 5, 2025