the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.
by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009
Get the shakin' hands with the babymug. by WBW May 18, 2006
Get the Two-handed-pants-divemug. Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.
Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.
Guy 1: on his member
Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.
Guy 1: on his member
by metroid768 May 28, 2011
Get the left handed browsingmug. Frantic/desperate masturbation, possibly chronic.
Believed to have originated from the observation that male porn performers while attempting to achieve ejaculation for a cumshot will often masturbate so frantically that their hand movements become completely blurred.
Believed to have originated from the observation that male porn performers while attempting to achieve ejaculation for a cumshot will often masturbate so frantically that their hand movements become completely blurred.
"The website triggered an immediate attack of Blurry Hand Syndrome"
"The poor guy suffered from chronic Blurry Hand Syndrome when viewing photos of Megan Fox"
"The poor guy suffered from chronic Blurry Hand Syndrome when viewing photos of Megan Fox"
by fred9999 October 20, 2012
Get the Blurry Hand Syndromemug. Someone who fingers a girl while she is on her period. So named because of the resulting blood covered hand.
Person 1 - So, I was fingering the girl last night and turns out she was totally on the rag.
Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!
Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!
by crazyblazn August 8, 2010
Get the Red Handed Banditmug. While a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, in the last moments right before ejaculation.
The lady, gently cups the testicles of her gentleman friend with her left hand and then with much force,
punches his scrotum with her right fist at the moment of climax. Timing is everything.
The resulting painful pleasure, is the Detroit Hand Job.
The lady, gently cups the testicles of her gentleman friend with her left hand and then with much force,
punches his scrotum with her right fist at the moment of climax. Timing is everything.
The resulting painful pleasure, is the Detroit Hand Job.
by Supersexyrobot September 15, 2013
Get the Detroit Hand Jobmug. when an italian is in a deep, serious or funny conversation and out of no where raises there hand to almost wave but its more like a arm spasm
italian -"so my ma was like Mariano you can't fist pump in a vine tasting gallery"
non italian friend " you just did the italian hand sigh, nice job bro!"
italian- "i didn't even notice bro, oh my gosh arm spasm !"
non italian friend " you just did the italian hand sigh, nice job bro!"
italian- "i didn't even notice bro, oh my gosh arm spasm !"
by pualua;) October 31, 2011
Get the italian hand sighmug.