Mexican Holster

Using the waistband of one's pants in lieu of a holster to carry a handgun. Also referred to as "junk carry."

That jackass spent how much on a gun and skimped on a $15 holster? He's gonna blow his junk off using a Mexican Holster.

by fizux September 17, 2015

Mexican posse

A Mexican sureño gang started in Mexico settled in Milwaukee ,Wisconsin, back early in the 2000’s
Has been involved in two big federales crimes to big time drugs trafficking to murder many Mexican posse member were big time drug dealers , and many went down for murder they hate c14s and Latin kings, there handshake is dropping the crown, they’re a deadly gang and many of them are in federal prison

The Mexican posse 13 is taking over the south side

by anonymous March 7, 2024

Mexican Nap

Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.

Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!

by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023

Mexican Cheerio

A male Mexican feeding Cheerios to another male/female, from the tip of his dick

Want to have a Mexican Cheerio tonight Ozzy?

by SmogzV2 March 31, 2022

mexican cigars

Taquitos.

Hey, you got any mexican cigars left?

by hintss May 17, 2016

Mexican Food

The best thing in the entirety of humanity.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.

"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"

"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"

"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"

"I HATE YOU"

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

Mexican lettuce

Putting potato chips on a sandwich.

Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?

by anonymous August 4, 2021