A phenomenon in which a whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"
by Beaj the man June 30, 2024
Get the Jed Momentmug. A surge of emotional- or opinionated outpouring from a female who's just been sexually stimulated. A clit moment will occur disproportionately often after high levels of sexual satisfaction - multiple orgasms, etc.
A clit moment often includes political ranting and re-explaining of somewhat trivial topics from an uncharacteristically feministic viewpoint.
A clit moment rarely lasts longer than 30 minutes, but is most often 2-4 minutes in duration. Conversations and ideas sparked during clit moments can last years though.
Closely related terms are: womensplaining, femirant, girl power moment.
It compares relatively well as a positively charged counterpart to the male syndrome of "post nut depression" - here instead of feelings of emptiness and depression, the woman gains
a great spurt of self confidence.
A clit moment often includes political ranting and re-explaining of somewhat trivial topics from an uncharacteristically feministic viewpoint.
A clit moment rarely lasts longer than 30 minutes, but is most often 2-4 minutes in duration. Conversations and ideas sparked during clit moments can last years though.
Closely related terms are: womensplaining, femirant, girl power moment.
It compares relatively well as a positively charged counterpart to the male syndrome of "post nut depression" - here instead of feelings of emptiness and depression, the woman gains
a great spurt of self confidence.
"ah that was so good"
"Yeah it was great, thank you for that"
"You know every woman should be able to feel like this. It's unfair that our culture is just rooted towards women having no grasp of their own sexuality and being used as sex vessels for mens perverse schemes. You shouldn't have to wear make up or dress nice ever as a woman."
"Dear, i think you're having a *clit moment*"
"Yeah it was great, thank you for that"
"You know every woman should be able to feel like this. It's unfair that our culture is just rooted towards women having no grasp of their own sexuality and being used as sex vessels for mens perverse schemes. You shouldn't have to wear make up or dress nice ever as a woman."
"Dear, i think you're having a *clit moment*"
by BigRock490 February 7, 2022
Get the clit momentmug. During a time when someone does something very dumb or messing something up over a very simple activity or a question
How did you mess this up! It was a simple activity of putting water into the house, how did you light the house on fire! Your having a Ban Moment!
by Lamar The Sterotype November 10, 2022
Get the Ban Momentmug. When someone gives a take or opinion so ridiculously bad or wrong that it has to given its own classification
by jonav May 13, 2022
Get the Minskhy Momentmug. “ruby always has to call me to open the door when she comes to my house. its likes shes scare of doors”
“that’s such a max moment”
“that’s such a max moment”
by groupchatname October 10, 2023
Get the Max momentmug. by BijansInvention July 6, 2020
Get the Studio momentmug. by SourPatchKid22112 July 14, 2021
Get the Loser Momentmug.