Dot her eyes

To give her two black eyes. Punching someone in both eyes will "dot their eyes".

She never had a black eye and wanted one. I punched her in the eye but she didn't think I hit her hard enough so I punched her other eye. She ended up with two black eyes - well, she wanted me to dot her eyes, so I did.

by Phoenixmsb April 13, 2010

Eyes Wide Shit

An amalgamation of the scary ass Stanley Kubrick Movie "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Shit" to express a media, online, entertainment or social situation involving stalking or defamation that is shockingly deplorable, and very much illegal.

Most likely actions best described as Law Suit Worthy or requiring Police Intervention, threatening your livelihood job and relationship and makes you want to curl up in the fetal position.
Sometimes synonymous with the feeling of being hunted down like an animal by the media, or the mob.

"When i first read all the horrible abusive things people had said about me and all my friends on urban dictionary i though 'this site is eyes wide shit.' "- all women.
"The smut coming out in hollywood movies of late is eyes wide shit" - Nat
"When I left my job it was a case of eyes wide shit" - Glenn
"The news of the world trash mags is turning regular peoples lives into a case of eyes wide shit" - Sienna
"Last night was eyes wide shit" - Michelle
"Everyone shut the fuck up - we're all having group hysteria due to a severe case of eyes wide shit" - Al

by smut police December 7, 2011

Horizontal Japs Eye

An affliction affecting the meatus of ones penis.

A condition wherein as opposed to the usual vertically oriented 'Japs Eye', it has been rotated by 90 or 270 degrees and now lies horizontally.

See medical condition Oculi Horizontalis.

Oh My! His banjo string comes off at the side?!" "Don't worry, he's just got one of them horizontal japs eyes.

by drpenisintrigue March 27, 2011

English frog eyes

When a male and a female are finishing up sex and the male is about to ejaculate on her chest or face but instead shoots his load into her eyes.

Quit talking baby and take my load or ill give you a nice pair of English frog eyes.

by DDOGVITO April 8, 2017

headache in my eye

the reaction one feels when being annoyed

Stop talking cause you're givin' me a headache in my eye !

by GMNJM August 25, 2006

Behind Crimson Eyes

great aussie band (from melbourne, where i am right now. yay i live where BCE do!) they used to be screamo but then they changed... now they dont have ANY screaming, just singing. their first album, A Revelation for Despair, had a lot of screaming.
they just released a new album a week ago called Behind Crimson Eyes. (what a creative name...)
anyway, their music has changed a lot and im pretty sure that they will lose and gain many fans by evolving their music

my favourite songs from Behind Crimson Eyes are you've had your chance (from A revelation of despair) and addicted (from their self titled) which i just heard ten minutes ago.

by emisme March 26, 2009

Agile Eye Rolling

Giving the indication of an immediate discredit of someone's ideas on software development by the rolling of eyes. Often the presenter of an idea is using Agile concepts or is known as someone who believes in Agile software development

Dave (who is a big fan of Agile development) talking to Ken (who thinks Agile is a bunch of ceremony with no substance) says "Hey Ken, it seems like we need to focus more on the CI results so we can make sure we have a potentially shippable product at the end of our sprint". Ken immediately slouches in his chair and gives the agile eye rolling as if to say with body language "oh great, more Agile whooey from Dave"

by JasonM July 27, 2008