crissy bear

Something that you call your hot chocolate friend christain while he's committing cock and ball torture

"Hey Chrissy bear!"

" why the fuck did you call me crissy bear?"

" I can see that you are committing cock and ball torture... need some help?"

"What the fuck"

by The Mlolm April 28, 2022

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Bear

A very cute guy(may be chubby), very huggable and adorable and kissable.

Smart in science or in any field of study, is a walking encyclopedia.

Wow, Bear knows everything.

by BlueBeary March 16, 2022

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Makin' Bears

The art of taking an poo. Popularized by 7-time Sexiest Jewish Man Alive, Dan Avidan.

Me: Imma go make sum bears :)

Joe Nutz: But we gotta go!

Me: Make da bears hehe

Joe Nutz: You can't make bears here! NOOOO!

Me: :D I'm makin' bears!

by DuctTapeForever January 26, 2023

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MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS

OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP

by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022

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sassy bear

A sassy bear is a wild crazy creature mainly located in the eastern part of the US. A sassy bear is a very hungry obese white creature that does not like to be told what to do. If you ever come across a sassy bear beware. They are unlike anything you have ever crossed. 🐻

Oh shit! I think that is a sassy bear !

by Lisielu April 7, 2017

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