when your fucking a girl in her tight ass and right before your about to cum you take your dick out and put it across her ass so it looks like a hot doag then followed up by sperming on her back
i was doing Donna last night doggy style and when i had to cum i just made an ass dog and cumed on her back
by kennycartman April 23, 2006
Get the ass dogmug. The act of holding ones penis while having intercourse with a female who happens to have a gaping vagina. Effectively inserting both the penis and hand into the female.
"My hand and dick are so tired from corn dogging last night"
"O man, i corn dogged the shit out that slut last night"
"O man, i corn dogged the shit out that slut last night"
by Nolan Squared January 23, 2013
Get the Corn Doggingmug. A small, incredibly yappy dog worthy of nothing less than a sharp boot to it's scrunched-up face, luckily sending the little bundle of white matted hair flying incredibly far in a parabolic fashion. Hopefully, a mulcher will be comically positioned at the falling point with the feeding-tube pointing up. It must also be switched on. Thereafter, observe peaceful silence. The maltese dog is an unnatural deviation and is an affront to the Gods.
Person1: what's that bitchy high pitched yapping?
Person2: That'd be the little bitchyap next door - it's a maltese dog
Person2: That'd be the little bitchyap next door - it's a maltese dog
by Maximilian XV April 6, 2007
Get the maltese dogmug. Used to describe someone that looks like they have fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Normally used on someone you see that you think is ugly and say oh my god she looks like dogs dinner.
by jeebz123 February 25, 2011
Get the Dogs dinnermug. Dog lovers typically prefer to have personal relationships with animals that they can control with a rope. The rope is typically attached to a collar that is placed around the dogs neck.
Dog lovers love to mico manage the dogs by yelling a never ending array of commands at every few minutes, or by rope. Typically the dog seems to have more intelligence or at least the upper hand psycologically and is in fact controling the dog lover.
Typically the owners drag the dogs to hundreds of places in the neighborhood where other animals pee or crap, and look with the same enthusiasm as a CSI investigator when they find a new one, moving their dog in the proper position. After finding all the poop and pee the dog lover then typically puts it in a clear bag like on CSI. Shortly after the bag is filled the dog lover will typically crouch to the ground and wear a big smile and try to kiss and be licked on the face by the dog.
Dogs are perfect for a relationship where they are constantly being yelled at and micromanaged because they typically do not know understand the human language or the commands. This makes it possible for dog lovers to continually micro manage through the dogs lives. Or should I say the dog typically micro-manages the dog lover using reverse psychology.
Dog lovers prefer dogs, because they typically don't go crazy after being yelled at. In some cases the dogs seem to enjoy the pleasure of driving their masters to the brink, by ignoring the dog lover.
Unlike parents of children, dog lovers can lock the dogs in the house all day or tie them up in their backyard. It is rare that a loved dog will grow neurotic and mall a child. However, it can be costly to repair the house and yard, and repair neighborhood kids who leap into the mouths of dogs.
Many dog lovers look like the typical parnoid persons who walk around your neighborhood once or twice a day with plastic bags full of dog shit. This paranoia type behavior may spread rapidly from dog lovers to non dog lovers around the neighborhood especially when these dog lovers walk by their non dog lovers yards. Occassionally some of these paranoid non-dog loving yard owners will smell like dog excrement, look mean and nasty and say very unkind and intimidating things to the dog lovers, and their dogs.
Dog lovers have their dogs tutored so they will not have sex related problems, and so are easier to maintain than kids, who are harder to tutor and cannot be neutored.
Dog lovers love to mico manage the dogs by yelling a never ending array of commands at every few minutes, or by rope. Typically the dog seems to have more intelligence or at least the upper hand psycologically and is in fact controling the dog lover.
Typically the owners drag the dogs to hundreds of places in the neighborhood where other animals pee or crap, and look with the same enthusiasm as a CSI investigator when they find a new one, moving their dog in the proper position. After finding all the poop and pee the dog lover then typically puts it in a clear bag like on CSI. Shortly after the bag is filled the dog lover will typically crouch to the ground and wear a big smile and try to kiss and be licked on the face by the dog.
Dogs are perfect for a relationship where they are constantly being yelled at and micromanaged because they typically do not know understand the human language or the commands. This makes it possible for dog lovers to continually micro manage through the dogs lives. Or should I say the dog typically micro-manages the dog lover using reverse psychology.
Dog lovers prefer dogs, because they typically don't go crazy after being yelled at. In some cases the dogs seem to enjoy the pleasure of driving their masters to the brink, by ignoring the dog lover.
Unlike parents of children, dog lovers can lock the dogs in the house all day or tie them up in their backyard. It is rare that a loved dog will grow neurotic and mall a child. However, it can be costly to repair the house and yard, and repair neighborhood kids who leap into the mouths of dogs.
Many dog lovers look like the typical parnoid persons who walk around your neighborhood once or twice a day with plastic bags full of dog shit. This paranoia type behavior may spread rapidly from dog lovers to non dog lovers around the neighborhood especially when these dog lovers walk by their non dog lovers yards. Occassionally some of these paranoid non-dog loving yard owners will smell like dog excrement, look mean and nasty and say very unkind and intimidating things to the dog lovers, and their dogs.
Dog lovers have their dogs tutored so they will not have sex related problems, and so are easier to maintain than kids, who are harder to tutor and cannot be neutored.
Child: Dad I want to get a puppy, please, please, please...
Dad: Son, do you really want to walk around with bags of dog shit twice a day and then be kissed and licked by a crouch licker, crap smeller.
Child: Dad I want to get a puppy, please, please, please.
Dad: Son, if I had known you were such a dog lover I would have taken you to an adoption agency a long time ago.
Child: Oh, thank you Dad can we go now.... Please, please, please.....
Dad: Son, the sooner the better.
Dad: Son, do you really want to walk around with bags of dog shit twice a day and then be kissed and licked by a crouch licker, crap smeller.
Child: Dad I want to get a puppy, please, please, please.
Dad: Son, if I had known you were such a dog lover I would have taken you to an adoption agency a long time ago.
Child: Oh, thank you Dad can we go now.... Please, please, please.....
Dad: Son, the sooner the better.
by mlhiss March 31, 2008
Get the dog lovermug. One of the best and most violent movies ever. Its about a heist that go es wrong and theres beastly violence
by JMN357 August 9, 2004
Get the reservoir dogsmug. by Kronok December 11, 2008
Get the walking the dogmug.