ploddle's blue lighters

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.

Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)

by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 30, 2023

light blue collar

People who are college educated yet have technical skills from a tech college that compliments their educational spectrum that creates a perfect rounded employable individual that is highly needed in today's society.

John, is an great example of the light blue collar workers that this company needs.

by Fyr75 February 8, 2019

Blue Screen of Death

When your computer is really messed up, the Blue Screen of Death tells you.

On the BSoD it shows the reason why your computer stopped, generally, you have no idea what it means.

Some BSoD reasons include:

Page_Fault_In_Nonpaged_Area (whatever that means)
Mult_IRP_Complete_Requests (???)
Memory_Management (that sounds bad...)
also some .exe files cause the BSoD

your computer could be ok, or it could be dead, good luck

the default background for windows is blue for a reason, dam blue screen of death

by idon'tknow1111 July 10, 2010

blue chip dick

Premium dick

I hate Andrew but I guess I will have to deal with it because he's a blue chip dick

by Ib_gh April 23, 2023

Blue nutty buddy

when two guys have reached the "blue balls" stage, they stand facing each other with their penises stacked on top of each other while jerking themselves and their buddy to completion.

James & Tim shared a blue nutty buddy.

by KatieKins20 October 1, 2020

Pot Cookie Blues

Picture this: You eat some pot cookies. The pot cookies kick in, and it turns out they're working a bit better than you had planned your day for. You wind up cancelling your plans for the rest of the day, and nothing gets done for 10-14 hours. Sounds like you've got a case of the pot cookie blues.

aww man. I was not prepared to be THIS cooked. I gotta go lay down. I've got the pot cookie blues.

by scooterthetooterandbooter September 23, 2019

turn the air blue

phrase British informal

to swear many times or use a lot of rude words, for example because you are angry. You can also say that the air turns blue if someone speaks in this way.

While youre in this house you will not turn the air blue, you got it?

by lawomous June 18, 2018