by Howfunnyisthis December 09, 2019
When your dump is so big that you have to poop and then flush and then wipe and then flush. Because the dump was so large the toilet couldnt handle flushing the poop and toilet paper all at once.
by qwert333 January 09, 2011
You are a poop skiddy fart pants
by rock em and sock em July 17, 2009
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement
Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"
Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"
Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"
by greigh_river February 10, 2010
The phenomenon of emanating sounds that closely resemble those made while shitting; while in fact urinating. These sounds will resemble the notorious “shitgrunt” and will be accompanied by heavy breathing. The driving factor behind the occurrence of this phenomenon could be the overwhelming feeling of pleasure that comes with urinating or could stem from the pain and difficulty associated with an enlarged prostate.
see also: pee out your poop.
see also: pee out your poop.
by scrumhalf86 February 05, 2010
Accidental combination of two cliches. See "Shit or get off the pot" and "On the fence"
In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.
In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.
You've been struggling with this decision for awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?
by Smileydean7 March 06, 2014