one oar in the water

Not all there. tetched, a few sandwiches short of a picnic, bonkers, nuts, his elevator stops short of the top floor, etc.

Ever since he heard Dennis Kucinich speak, he's had just one oar in the water.

by octopod May 8, 2004

Admit One

A new, awesome melbourne band, possibly almost as cool as short stack.

Admit one's free new EP is fucking awesome!

by KaylaaaD June 9, 2009

Rub One Out

The act of male masterbation and orgasm prior to going on a date where it is apparent he will score. The male performs this act up to an hour prior to the date in order to facilitate a longer lasting erection (thus satisfying her every need later on)

Bill knew Sally wanted to bone that night, so he rubbed one out in the bathroom before he left to pick her up for dinner

by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005

One Night Only

A punk band from North Yorkshire consisting of four teenagers from that area, namely:
George Craig - guitar + vocals
Mark Hayton - guitar + vocals
Daniel Parkin aka Pob - bass
Sam Ford aka old drum or cretin - drums.

One Night Only's website is www.freewebs.com/onenightonly

by A mysterious benefactor January 11, 2004

one hit wonder

extremely potent marijuana: One good hit of it will get you very high. It's usually bright green and loaded with crystals...the best stuff you can get.

Take a puff of this one hit wonder...it's insane!

by Bentech January 5, 2005

one minute minister

a minister who was ordained online under the Universal Life Church, comes from the amount of time it takes to change your life forever

Can your cousin marry me and my lesbian friend? Sure she's a one minute minister!

by (\o/) March 15, 2004

One Finger Roman

When a man uses only one finger to pleasure a girl, this procedure must be performed while watching a sporting event of your choice

Dude: what did you do last night man?
Dude 2: Watched the hockey game with the girlfriend, to make her happy i delivered a solid one finger roman
Dude: how unselfish of you

by BoyRowe July 5, 2009