When astrologers and feng shui masters figure out the “good” and “bad” days of the 45th President of the United States from his birthdate and the zodiac—in Chinese numerology, baby Trump was born in the Year of the Dog.
Emperor Xi and gang consulted the fengshui gurus in Beijing to find out about the numerology of Donald Trump—they wanted to know when his “lucky” and “unlucky” days in the Year of the Pig would be in order to schedule their trade meetings with him.
by MathPlus February 18, 2019
(TDS): a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their hatred of Donald Trump, to the point they actually abandon all logic and reason and refuse to accept an America without Queen Hilary.
supporting the green new deal is either running to the left of bernie sanders or trump derangement syndrome
by Sexydimma February 03, 2020
An orange, racist man that the racist and stupid half of America decided to vote to elect as President of the United States.
Canadians: "Who the fuck elects an orange President, eh?"
Americans: "Half of our dumbass country."
Canadians: "Come over to Canada. You can have free maple syrup and go dog sledding without Donald J. Trump here."
Americans: "Half of our dumbass country."
Canadians: "Come over to Canada. You can have free maple syrup and go dog sledding without Donald J. Trump here."
by twitchcool69 June 21, 2020
The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.
A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.
At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.
At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
by twitchcool69 June 20, 2020
by Sir Spankelot December 13, 2010