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Mexican Mayflower

Typically an 80's-90's era Toyota pickup driven by a Hispanic male, piled high with random appliances, towing another similar era Toyota pickup also piled with seemingly random appliances, bicycles, and other items. "IN TOW" is spelled out on the tailgate in duct tape.

These travel in caravans of 3, at a slow speed of 55 mph, usually headed from California to El Paso on I-10, before crossing into Mexico; hence the similarity to the Mayflower voyage.
"Break-1-9, we've got a Mexican Mayflower heading South just past Sacaton."
by Arizona Trucker June 14, 2022
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Mexican Photoshop

When you are too cheap to buy actual photoshop, you install GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program).
Hey man, this mac doesn't have anything to edit photos. I'm going to install mexican photoshop.
by rmrf December 13, 2016
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Mexican Street Corn

When you’re having sex with a woman with a yeast infection and her period starts, covering your dick with cottage cheese discharge and blood
Bro: How was Paisley?
You: Dude, she totally Mexican Street Corned me!
by Ewwwgrossdude February 12, 2023
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Mexicans

The people you call on to mow your lawn, clean your house, and also rob you at the same time. Noone is better at scaling 12ft walls as well. A true asset to any community by how they leave garbage everywhere for us to clean giving us normal folk something to do on weekends. Often seen in home depot parking lots drinking one beer between 4 people is a real treat to watch as well. Rumor has it if they work a actual 9 - 5 job that pays taxes....They die! So thats about their only real set back
Why did the school girl sleep with a group of mexicans?

Her teacher told her to do an essay
by Said She Was 18 March 30, 2022
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Mexican tug of war

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.
The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.
by Theuberdude May 19, 2024
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Mexican Fire Drill

After Mexicans heat up fish in the break room microwave you retaliate by putting a bag of microwave popcorn in for 10 minutes and watch it burn! I JUST PULLED A MEXICAN FIRE DRILL BRO!
Screw this smell of stinky fish in the microwave! I am pulling a Mexican Fire Drill
by Twnkie The Kid November 21, 2022
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Mexican Duel

When true full blooded Mexicans fight to the death both armed with machetes and rape the opponents dead buddy and his family.
Hombre Uno: I challenge you to a Mexican Duel!

Hombre Dos: Si Pendejo
by Hello(xx)? May 13, 2022
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