mexican windpipe

a sexual maneuver when you spread your partners anal cheeks, and blow into their rectum, a very sensual sexual act.

Friend: How did you and that Asian girl do last night?

Me: Nothing much normal but she gave me a Mexican Windpipe.

by eatdetpussy445 June 23, 2019

Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.

David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.

by Romantic failure May 8, 2021

mexican trunk waffle

shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest

we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

Mexican trifle

Filling a lady taco with guacamole, tomato salsa, sour cream & jalapeño peppers and sprinkling it with cheese to finish before you go down on her like a dog eating hot fries.

Vic wanted to spice it up in the bedroom, so we tried the Mexican trifle, it blew us both away!

by Shabba dabba doo July 24, 2019

Mexican friend

Mexican friend, a person who you can never trust except telling the time.

hey Mexican friend, how long till the bell rings

by skinny.white.ugly.boy.69@gmail November 21, 2019

mexican orgasm

If a women receives cunnilingus by someone who ate very hot pepper right before the act.

After eatin a delicious hot pepper. He pleasured her with a mexican orgasm.

by TheRealM3xican September 12, 2017

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018