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Mexican teapot

The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.
My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot
by Curly smurf July 28, 2017
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Mexican Standoff

A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.
I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.
by WillyWankerNTheCocklateFucktry February 23, 2024
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Mexican Shrug

A body or facial expression (movement) done by Hispanic individuals to express doubt, unfamiliarity, unawareness and/or inexperience in situations where simply ‘shrugging’ your shoulders is an acceptable response. This is frustrating to different cultures (mainly American) because simple body movements, don’t answer all of life’s woes.
"Did you not see the no smoking sign?"

"No Halba English"

"Performs the Mexican Shrug"
by Adub310 June 3, 2018
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mexican shitter

when someones takes a shit on your dick while your blowing their back out
"my gf gave me a mexican shitter"
by dihclihsloppy3932 August 20, 2025
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Mexican Stingray

After a woman performes a Dirty Sanchez on a male, the same male then takes his index finger and gets as much of the feces on his finger as possible with one swift swipe of the finger and then in one calm and quick movement puts that same finger into the girls anus as he does her from behind.
Instead of keeping it simple, Brad tried to impress Stacy with how quickly he could transition from a Dirty Sanchez to a Mexican Stingray. Stacy was very surprised.
by HuckleStash March 12, 2018
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Mexican Jedi Shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020
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Red mexican

When a Mexican is outside and gets super sunburnt
We were out in the sun so long I look like a Red Mexican.
by TYLERG29 March 25, 2017
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