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James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.
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James Moose

James moose is the greatest person to ever exist, he is literally god and if he must he will smite us all
James Moose just burned down the empire state building in a fit of rage
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James Lowien

James is well endowed ;)
He's such a James Lowien, hung like a grandfather clock
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James

James has a huge cock (20 inches +) and is probably the sexiest person you know
Oh yeah James has a massive cock
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James has a massive penis (20 inches +) and is probably the sexiest person you know
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James Wilkinson

James is a skinny twig-like figure and his residence in Spain is his only personality trait. He had an interesting run in a relationship with a certain someone that left him determined to improve his figure - we are yet to see improvements. One thing James cannot improve is his micropenis. James spends most of his time posting about the gym on his private story and losing games ( currently among us ) which is a prime source of entertainment for a lot of people. If u are ever to encounter this interesting being it is advised you stay away as the strong stench of paella may be damaging to those around him and if already in contact it is advised you break away immediatly.
You: Oh, who is that skinny lanky Spanish fuck over there ??
Me: Oh no it's James Wilkinson. RUNAWAY!!
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Riley James Jones

someone who looks like a dorito and taest like one (I would know)
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