Pimp hand is way strong

When one is ready to assert there authority by lashing out in a back handid style. They are possing a threat to fellow G's with tere strong arm.
by Iazais and Ashlizzle November 27, 2003
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Get your hand off it

Another way of saying, "As if!!" or "Your full of it."
by Mad Snake August 28, 2006
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shakin' hands with the baby

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.
by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009
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Detroit Hand Job

While a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, in the last moments right before ejaculation.
The lady, gently cups the testicles of her gentleman friend with her left hand and then with much force,
punches his scrotum with her right fist at the moment of climax. Timing is everything.
The resulting painful pleasure, is the Detroit Hand Job.
She finished me off with a Detroit Hand Job!
by Supersexyrobot September 16, 2013
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Blurry Hand Syndrome

Frantic/desperate masturbation, possibly chronic.

Believed to have originated from the observation that male porn performers while attempting to achieve ejaculation for a cumshot will often masturbate so frantically that their hand movements become completely blurred.
"The website triggered an immediate attack of Blurry Hand Syndrome"

"The poor guy suffered from chronic Blurry Hand Syndrome when viewing photos of Megan Fox"
by fred9999 October 20, 2012
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left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.
Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member
by metroid768 May 04, 2011
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Red Handed Bandit

Someone who fingers a girl while she is on her period. So named because of the resulting blood covered hand.
Person 1 - So, I was fingering the girl last night and turns out she was totally on the rag.

Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!
by crazyblazn August 05, 2010
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