Douche bomb

Statements made by a douchey person that are absurd.

Douche bomb made by Lane: Rockabilly is the clans music of the red states.

Lane: I know suffering. I DJ’ed in Haiti.

by Ms. Dick Pickles January 24, 2022

douche

a dickhead person...
can be used for man or woman, bur generally said about men...

that dude is the sound a bowling ball makes when it hits the pool...douche

by hollyRoxxx January 25, 2022

douche canoe

you are such a douche that you could fill an entire canoe

that bitch, erik, from TDBank is such a douche canoe

by emmydelmo December 10, 2021

Douche

Brandon Zeidler. Lol. What a bot.

“Hey douche!”
*brandon turns head*
“What’s up?”

by OfficialDefinitionsCompany December 18, 2021

Douchearostomy

Is a surgical procedure to remove as many Douchebag traits from an individual’s brain as possible .

Was just at doc where he performed a minor Douchearostomy

by anonymous December 18, 2021

Douche

Idiot

Douchebag

by Gog huk December 31, 2021

Douche

A type of retard...

That guy negotiating his way through the revolving doors is a complete douche... CND

by TheDouchbag January 3, 2022