by 69 assassin May 16, 2008
Get the nuts in your mouth mug.When someone's talking shit or goin' off, you say, "Yo! Chew your food." It's like saying "slow your roll" or "slow down."
by Ross Hogg September 23, 2002
Get the chew your food mug.When someone does something wrong, or states the obvious, the opposing person says to "GET YOUR NECK!"
by William Anderson July 27, 2010
Get the Get your Neck mug.Person 1: Your Gay!
Person 2: So is your face!
Person 1: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Person 2: So is your face!
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Person 2: So is your face!
by Cammo F October 1, 2006
Get the So is your face! mug.When someone is going too fast. "Slow Down" or "Calm Down".
Or if a fat lard is walking down the street you say "slooowww your loooad."
Or if a fat lard is walking down the street you say "slooowww your loooad."
(zooming car passes really fast)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOW YOUR LOAD"
(Fat woman jogging on the street and is jumping up and down)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOOOW YOUR LOOOOAD"
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOW YOUR LOAD"
(Fat woman jogging on the street and is jumping up and down)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOOOW YOUR LOOOOAD"
by ILIKECHEEZE August 24, 2009
Get the Slow Your Load mug.To 'wear someones glasses' is get the better of somebody, or to one-up them. In other words, to pwn them. The usage is similar to the phrase 'wearing the pants' in a relationship.
It is most relevant when you're getting the better of somebody right in front of their face without them realising it. When you want to draw attention to the fact that you're pwning them, simply declare that you're 'wearing their glasses'.
If you're 'wearing your own glasses', that means that you've pwned yourself accidentally or absent-mindedly. (If you accidentally chopped off your hand while cooking, for example.)
The phrase comes from a Perry Bible Fellowship comic strip (entitled 'Q. P. Inc') where the protagonist attends a job interview for Quick People Incorporated and manages to dumbfound the interviewer by somehow stealing the glasses right off his face without him noticing.
"You're just telling me what I want to hear." - "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses." - "... Welcome aboard."
It is most relevant when you're getting the better of somebody right in front of their face without them realising it. When you want to draw attention to the fact that you're pwning them, simply declare that you're 'wearing their glasses'.
If you're 'wearing your own glasses', that means that you've pwned yourself accidentally or absent-mindedly. (If you accidentally chopped off your hand while cooking, for example.)
The phrase comes from a Perry Bible Fellowship comic strip (entitled 'Q. P. Inc') where the protagonist attends a job interview for Quick People Incorporated and manages to dumbfound the interviewer by somehow stealing the glasses right off his face without him noticing.
"You're just telling me what I want to hear." - "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses." - "... Welcome aboard."
1. Declaring that you're getting the better of somebody.
(Noticing that all the beer has gone) "HEY! Did you drink all my beer?"
(Drinking the last beer) "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses."
2. Getting the better of yourself accidentally.
"Man, my back hurts. I was carrying some heavy boxes and I slipped and fell down a flight of stairs. I was really wearing my own glasses that day."
3. Getting bested by somebody else.
A) "I've finally finished this damn project, now I just have to save it."
B) "You haven't saved it yet?"
(A's baby brother pulls out the power cable.)
A) "Damn it!"
B) "Heh. Looks like your kid brother is wearing your glasses tonight."
(Noticing that all the beer has gone) "HEY! Did you drink all my beer?"
(Drinking the last beer) "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses."
2. Getting the better of yourself accidentally.
"Man, my back hurts. I was carrying some heavy boxes and I slipped and fell down a flight of stairs. I was really wearing my own glasses that day."
3. Getting bested by somebody else.
A) "I've finally finished this damn project, now I just have to save it."
B) "You haven't saved it yet?"
(A's baby brother pulls out the power cable.)
A) "Damn it!"
B) "Heh. Looks like your kid brother is wearing your glasses tonight."
by MrDees July 9, 2009
Get the Wearing your glasses mug.To encourage caution when someone may be in danger of "tripping".
i.e. relax; don't get your panties in a twist; cool it, easy killer.
i.e. relax; don't get your panties in a twist; cool it, easy killer.
The situation: You are playing basketball and a friend gets mad because he thinks you fouled him too hard. He gets all up in your face, tries to start a fight, so you say, "Yo man. Back off. For real man, check your laces. You're tripping."
by cptn_dantastic March 7, 2010
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