time cock paradox

A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.

"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."

"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."

by Waterproofclad September 7, 2012

Night time friends

Night time friends are people you first meet during the night time most of the time at parties and then one day you see them in public and aren't sure to say hi or not because it may or may not be awkward as fuck

Yea so I saw this dude that I met at the party last night, at Walmart and we made really awkward eye contact. I guess were only night time friends.

by Mznasty March 2, 2014

Time-Travel Boner

When you watch old videos of a singer or movie star who was extremely hot in the past, but not so much in the present time; due to plastic surgery or just old age.

"Watching Madonna in that old music video gives me a time-travel boner"

by lodfrog June 3, 2013

have a whale of a time

To have a great time, to have fun.

We can have a whale of a time rediscovering the marvellous sights of our own town.

by maryloouwe March 11, 2012

Popcorn Time and Chill

Netflix and Chill for the poor

We just watched popcorn time and chilled

by Spiffyk January 6, 2016

having a fun time

Something Kriss isint very good at.

CHRIS GOD DAMNIT, STOP TRYING TO FIND EXPLOITS! we are having a fun time here!

by Bootlegboris March 13, 2017

Pussy Time Machine

When you present a hole that resembles 20 years ago. It could be via anal sex, mouth, or when a woman gets a few extra stitches after childbirth.

For John and Denise's 20th anniversary, she decided to let her guard down and give him entrance to her pussy time machine.

After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.

by JalWilly June 14, 2016