Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

Two Neck Town

A small desolate town, abandoned; similar two a one horse town

I went to a town like St. Augustine and saw tumble weeds. That was a two neck town!

by Adisalvo February 14, 2024

timmy two wheels

someone that is very hard working, talented, and blessed. If you meet this man, you are very lucky. He is good at almost everything, and will make your wish comes true.

Guy 1: Who is that handsome young man over there?

Guy 2: Oh, are you talking about timmy two wheels?

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

Two Dogs

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.

Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.

by Yarner February 22, 2024

doing the Two Mad

Leaving Overwatch and Discord running for days while not answering to messages. Leaving others befuddled on your well-being.

Person 1: Have you heard of Nick?
Person 2: No, but I saw on Discord he's doing the Two Mad

by urban_s1ln February 27, 2024

Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl

To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

by fartattack 2 March 1, 2024

Two man

When two girls go on a date with two guys/ when two girls are dating two guys.

“Omg Gavin and Nate are so cute!!”
“I know right!”

“two man?”

by iknowyouseethissss March 5, 2024