ANYTHING CAN BE ANTI-SEMITIC NOW! LITERALLY ANYTHING! EVERYTHING IS A MIRCO-AGGRESSION WHEN IT COMES TO ANTI-SEMITISM! HA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S CRITICAL RACE THEORY ALL OVER AGAIN! EXCEPT FOR THE JEWS! HA!
Hym "Oooooooooh MAN! That. Is. Priceless! Okokok! 'Christ is king' is anti-semitic now... ANYTHING can be anti-semitic now! Literally any combination of words according to Jeremy Boring... Which is fantastic! Here are some new anti-semitic things to say: 'Shrimp on the barbie' Is anti-semitic now because the jews are small and it's easy to cook a lot of them at the same time. 'Don't forget your hat' is now anti-semitic because the Jewish people, they never forget! They're like elephants, these guys. What are you trying to say? You think Jews don't have good memories? Ok. The next one is 'OoOo Gehfoigal!' And it's anti-semitic because it's what I hear in my head when I think of a Jew. Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! You hear it? Sounds jewish, right? Er- yiddish? Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! There. It's saved in my quick-text. Now when I type 'G,' Gehfoigal is the first word that pops up... As it should be. Uuuuumm... All baked goods (obviously). They're just not kosher... Uuuhh... Literally anything! Anything you say is anti-semitic now! Make up your own today!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
by Ashton you're a prick September 23, 2021
A boy/girl who effortlessly finds ways of chilling out and in whatever kind of situation he/she finds themselves in. Usually stays indoors, but has all kinds of cool stuff to do.
Guy: hey man is chris coming out to party on friday?
Guy2: Nah man, chris is stuck babysitting, he will be fine though...he's a chill king
Guy2: Nah man, chris is stuck babysitting, he will be fine though...he's a chill king
by King of Panty March 20, 2018
That guy is such a Jack King, he tries to be white knight and yet gets cucked everyday by his imaginary asian girlfriend.
by Hokassss June 29, 2019
That moment a conservative or right-wing commentator stops pretending to admire Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., and admits they never really cared for the man (or the Civil Rights movement in general) after all.
King flipping falls just a tad short of actually defending segregation or Jim Crow. The conservative making these statements will typically just say that the civil rights activists and the segregationists were both bad in their own way. However, don’t expect him or her to maintain this stance for long. Once someone has King flipped, their metamorphosis from a conservative into a full-blown white supremacist is almost guaranteed, and likely to happen soon.
King flipping falls just a tad short of actually defending segregation or Jim Crow. The conservative making these statements will typically just say that the civil rights activists and the segregationists were both bad in their own way. However, don’t expect him or her to maintain this stance for long. Once someone has King flipped, their metamorphosis from a conservative into a full-blown white supremacist is almost guaranteed, and likely to happen soon.
-Charlie Kirk used to call Dr. King a hero, but now he says King was “awful” and the Civil Rights Act was a mistake because it created too many federal bureaucracies. And he wants to spend Martin Luther King Day railing about this to everyone who will listen. Looks like Charlie has officially King flipped. He’ll probably be playing Johnny Rebel songs at his rallies before long.
-Conservatives’ attitudes toward race tend to decay predictably over time, almost like radioactive isotopes do. The decay chain for the conservative isotope goes something like this, with each step typically having a shorter half-life than the previous one:
1. “Can’t we just stop talking about race? Let’s all just be colorblind.”
2. “Dr. King was a Republican, and Democrats are the real racists! Just like in 1860!”
3. “Blacks are more racist than whites, and BLM is a terrorist group. Dr. King would have agreed with me, you know. He’d want us to build the wall and ban books, too.”
4. “Aw, f*** it! Dr. King really wasn’t a good person and I’m sick of pretending he’d be on our side, because I know he wouldn’t. And Civil Rights was a Commie plot. I’m totally not a racist, though.” this stage is the King flip
5. There’s nothing wrong with being a racist. We’d be better off if the South had won. And maybe we should start questioning the mainstream narrative of World War II, too.
-Conservatives’ attitudes toward race tend to decay predictably over time, almost like radioactive isotopes do. The decay chain for the conservative isotope goes something like this, with each step typically having a shorter half-life than the previous one:
1. “Can’t we just stop talking about race? Let’s all just be colorblind.”
2. “Dr. King was a Republican, and Democrats are the real racists! Just like in 1860!”
3. “Blacks are more racist than whites, and BLM is a terrorist group. Dr. King would have agreed with me, you know. He’d want us to build the wall and ban books, too.”
4. “Aw, f*** it! Dr. King really wasn’t a good person and I’m sick of pretending he’d be on our side, because I know he wouldn’t. And Civil Rights was a Commie plot. I’m totally not a racist, though.” this stage is the King flip
5. There’s nothing wrong with being a racist. We’d be better off if the South had won. And maybe we should start questioning the mainstream narrative of World War II, too.
by Unstable Sub-Genius January 14, 2024
Big ego, less than average dick size, works fuck-all hours and would prefer to study than chat shit with his mates
by bingbong@joebyron January 02, 2022