Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.
Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!
by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020
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Sharpest butter knife

Someone who is known for being bumb but suddenly said something wise.
"Hey, I figured out and sorted the situation on my own. "
"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."
by Vanilla guy October 10, 2022
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buttered up

To entice someone; usually by making said person feel as if they are a piece of toast being spread with butter.
We just called Johnny and he said we could come over. I think it’s because we buttered up him fat.
by johnnyboi sauce May 29, 2018
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Peanut Butter Skin

A boy, typically young-looking, with smooth and soft skin.
Term first mentioned in the song “Hope” by Tim Legend.
That twink over there is driving me wild with that peanut butter skin
by steamytwinkie October 16, 2017
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Peanut butter butt

When you pass out from a pot attack, the only thing your crazy aunt can think to do to help you is fill a syringe with peanut butter and squirt it up your butt.
When sherri woke up from her pot attack, she thought she may have shit her pants. Then she realized she was a victim of peanut butter butt.
by messy bun2 November 04, 2022
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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 25, 2024
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Butter Tax

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.
"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"
by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023
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