Black Ass

(verb) When, before sex, someone coats their ass cheeks in their own shit to make it look like they have a black ass. Recommended for doggystyle or reverse cowgirl.

Your girl did what to you?
She black assed me man, I nutted in 3 seconds.

by thelonious3 January 22, 2022

tap that ass

Wanting to engage in sexual activity's with a cute Female !!

Hey Dale Look How Cute Debbie is I would Love too Tap That Ass !!

by acehole1986 July 24, 2014

wet ass

A person who is generally in a consistently bad mood. A contrary person who typically likes to shoot down ideas/plans. Someone who "1ups" positive comments with equal or greater negative comments.

God damnit Dave, quit being a wet ass!

by Ben Ridge March 21, 2008

baboon ass

stage 2 of monkey butt when youve had too many jalapenos

i am passing monkey butt going on to baboon ass since i have ate that jar of jalapenos

by fuck you December 9, 2003

tank ass

a person with a huge ass.

Ms. Werner has a tank ass!

by Barry McCockiner May 13, 2005

Ass Eyes

Strange look from someone who's eyes appear abnormally large. Ass eyes are also a look of stupidity.

He gave me the Ass Eyes for saying motherfucker in the meeting.

by bad November 28, 2003

fart ass

when a fat girl wears tight pants but only the ass hangs down so it looks like there is a clump of shit in her pants

look that fat bitch has fart ass

by fart ass hater March 30, 2007