evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018

Pissed

1) Off ya face mad drunk

2) Angry as fuck

1)"Johnny mate, ya pissed"
"Nah fuck you I'm fine

2)"Dad are you angry"
"No mate, I'm pissed!!"

by TAS suxx September 6, 2018

piss babys

1. the coolest people ever
2. has some of the nosiest people
3. someone always needs to piss but never goes

1. maya: omg hey piss babys
beep: hey maya

maya: were the coolest people ever

2. imani: hera is so nosy (this statement has been proven to be false)
hera & shay: we know ur actually the most nosy imani

3. shay: i need to pee
hera: go pee
shay: no

by pissbabysarchive February 28, 2021

piss-teria

When you are desperate for a wee and it causes you to go into piss-teria

"Carmelle was desperate for a wee at Druridge Bay - she went into absolute piss-teria before finding a rock to hide behind"

by GUTHRIE2015 July 26, 2022

Piss bucket

An idiot white girl that wears a bucket hat.

Christy is a piss bucket

by Not a piss bucket September 6, 2022

Piss baby

A piss baby is when a woman's stomach becomes bloated from her bladder being full. This usually happens after sexual activity, which triggers the bloating. Called a piss baby because it creates a "piss baby bump." This one makes more sense than everyone else's definition of a piss baby being "a little bitch." Y'all ain't original :I

Rebecca's lover gave her a piss baby after a wonderful love making session. She then sat on the toilet for 5 minutes, peeing until it was gone.

by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024

Piss-tank

A woman with an overly large lower abdomen in relation to the rest of her body.

Look at the Piss-tank on that, it stick out further than her tits!

by OkusAndy May 3, 2022