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Piss-Padlock

This is an act of true bros/breddas/homies/dons who are comfortable around eachother's gential areas.

It requires two individuals one of which is urinating (preferably male) and the other individual forming a "padlock" around the stream of piss consisting of their thumb and forefinger. Upon completion of this, the phrase "Bun You!" should be exclaimed by both participants to confirm the ritual complete. This will be the formation of an unbreakable bond.
"Did you hear Jack and Gichael did a Piss-Padlock together?"
"No way haha, that's so like Jack"
"I know right"
by tjtinny January 20, 2021
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Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder of Piss Bottles.

A severe alcoholic so lazy that they fill their house with bottles of piss rather than repair their broken toilet.
That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder, I’m not going in there anymore!
by No Mercy May 26, 2025
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direkt inbjudande piss

I hate when you hav direkt inbjudande piss
by Xumme October 12, 2022
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Dewey Decimal Piss-On

We see a nerd at the library reading a book, so you go over and piss on them.
LOL THERE GOES A NERD READING CHARLOTTES WEB, LETS GO DEWEY DECIMAL PISS-ON THEM.
by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
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Kasimir Piss Battle

A competition invented by Kasimir, where you pull your foreskin all the way over your dick (so no piss can escape) and hold it there. then you start pissing and Whoever releases the grip on their foreskin last wins.

Often the deciding factor involved in winning is foreskin elasticity, but sometimes it’s pure willpower.
„Dude, yesterday Paul completely dominated the Kasimir Piss Battle in the locker room, you should have been there!“

„I’m not competing with that guy anymore, his foreskin is too loose, it’s unfair“
by CDUUU1930 July 14, 2025
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Pissed

To appear angry or mean-mugging. About to blow a gasket. Ready to fight.
Every time Ben and Jonathan go out they look so pissed. I’ll bet they had a bad day they look so pissed.
by H311bound June 13, 2018
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