Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian

Two insult that are so damaging that it can end your career and kill a man

Person 1:I can never be offended
Person 2:ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
Person 1: dies

by Unnamed personally April 12, 2019

Your girlfriend look like my mom

Some shit Tyler the creator said

"Your girlfriend look like my mom" -Tyler

by lizardcult April 8, 2020

Mom why is my pp hard?

Little kid: mom why is my pp hard.
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m

Mom why is my pp hard?

by gasjumper November 5, 2020

i'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM

GET OUT ME CAR.

Daughter "I'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM"
Mom "GET OUT ME CAR!"

by Mastershank September 13, 2014

tongue punched your moms fart box

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom

What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"

by mocracy June 18, 2010

shit in your mom's mouth for 50p

it's pretty self explanatory

person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american

by chris cringle September 4, 2004

That's not what your mom said last night

Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.

Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.

by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005