Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.

by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022

mexican snowwash

When you cum in a girl's ass and she facts it back in your face

Jimmy gave Sue a Mexican snowwash

by Nicksabrowsky February 27, 2021

Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)

Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol

by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022

mid day mexican

An alcoholic drink that consist of tequila and pineapple juice served over ice

It's hot outside today, I could go for a cool refreshing drink. Like a mid day mexican

by Wildwes85 April 15, 2024

Mexican Transport

A shitty pickup truck with a ton of people riding in the bed.

Rob: That Mexican transport has to be illegal. They got like 20 people stuffed into the back of that old truck
Jose: Naw man they doo dat all da time en mexico!!!

by ChildOfLivonia February 8, 2010

Mexican Juan

A person who is mexican and named juan ez pz lemon squeazy

Mexican Juan is kinda sus ngl

by Mj (Mexican Juan) September 11, 2021

Mexican Revive

A Mexican Revive is when you slap the shit out of someone (presumably knocked over or unconscious) so hard that they wake up and immediately resume whatever it is that they’re doing

Billy: Holy shit! Eduardo is knocked the fuck out!
Ted: Easy, just Mexican revive him. He’ll be up in no time.
Billy: No way this works.. (slap)
Eduardo: Lessgo!

by Ol’ Mustard Wrangler July 26, 2022