does he look bigger to you guys? he's bigger, right?

When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.

"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"

by ERM97 June 25, 2018

Doing 'Guise

To wear a costume.

Mick: Have you seen all those children doing 'guise on Halloween?

Kassie: As in "fucking men"?

Mick: That too, but I meant wearing costumes.

by McMeddles March 15, 2014

Grocery Guise

The outfit you choose when you expect NOT to run into anyone you know at the Megamart. Usually includes dark glasses and Crocs.

As I rounded the isle, whilst wearing my Grocery Guise, there stood Reverend Feltcher!

by Abiding Dude July 25, 2011

You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away

What you say when you find a cop sitting on a toilet.

John: Hey there's a cop. You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away.

by Deep blue 2012 August 16, 2010

Guising

To mute the sound of the current visual medium you are watching and play music over it, thus disguising the video.

"I was guising with The Price is Right and Red Hot Chili Peppers yesterday after work."

by AQVADT November 29, 2009

hai guise

Oh hai guise! Or: Hai guise! is basically a Internet-slang/channey way of saying Hi guys! It's used a lot in Internet memes. (I don't know the exact origins so this definition basically needs modification.)

Oh hai guise! (Picture of a cat)

by Den Den Den July 11, 2016

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

by belupacito4738 October 10, 2022