high dick

when someone goes for a high five and the other person pretends to slap their hand but at the last minute slaps them in the penis instead

"dude, did you see me high dick mikey last night?"
"yeah man, he was on the floor for 10 whole minutes!!"

by lady balfour December 9, 2008

Dick Web

The web-like skin that connects the shaft of the penis to the ball sack.

I cut my dick web shaving and it won't stop bleeding!

by Artchi March 21, 2011

dick-tionary

a girls list of dateable guys by the size of their manhood.

"hey do u now any guys who are up for a fun night"

" lemme check my dick-tionary...i'll find u an 8 or a 9"

by kc'sbest les breasts and thigh January 3, 2009

Crown Dick

Meant to sound like "Crown Vic," a Crown Dick is a Ford Crown Victoria or person driving a Ford Crown Victoria that is intentionally "tripped out" to look as if it were a police car, with trappings such as large whip antennas, dark tinted glass, plain black steel rims with chrome hubs or baseball caps near the back window to cover supposed concealed red and blue flashers. The "dick" refers to the type of person who might get some kind of rush or false sense of authority or power by coming just shy of posing to be a law enforcement officer and by instilling fear in others who may mistake the car for a police car.

Person 1: Slow down, dude, there's a plain wrapper behind us. Person 2: Chill dude, that's just a Crown Dick poser.

by moe-z September 17, 2010

bronco dick

Brochitis that is transmitted through oral sex. Symptons include bumps underneath the head of the penis. Normal symptons of bronchitis are also transmitted. Worst case scenario for those who have foreskin. (Also known as bronco head)

Bob - "Dude I got head from a bitch with bronchitis"
George - "Dude are you serious? Your gonna get bronco dick!"
Bob - "Fuck is that why I have yellow bumps on my penis and a cough?"
George - "Yea dude you need to get anti-biotics and cream for that shit."

by drsimer October 24, 2010

Alex Dick

A noun. A very large, attractive, enticing, and addicting, huuuuge penis.

Alex Dick is so s3xy

by Faintear April 23, 2016

Barney Dick

The purple jerky-like substance that remains after boiling Robitussin. It can be ingested to obtain a small buzz followed by about an hour of vicious vomiting. Resembles Barney the Dinosaur's Dick.

Yo, you got any of that Barney Dick? I need that in my mouth!

by D.Havok April 15, 2009