Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef

“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

by ddlovato April 23, 2023

Chocolate Twinkie

When a man ejaculate in a asshole and the receiver takes a shit right after and the semen is surrounded in the faeces and proceeds to snack on or after

They made some chocolate Twinkies and proceeded to snack on them after the job

by It’s ANON January 4, 2022

Chocolate Cherry Blossom

When a Black man has sex with a woman on her period and then he also makes her cherry pop

My man did me so god last night he gave me a chocolate cherry blossom

by A Black Geisha January 26, 2008

chocolate stoned

The Stoner Version of being chocolate wasted

When you’re super stoney bologna and you feel like you face just fell off and you realize damn I’m chocolate stoned

by I’mhighritenow January 30, 2018

Chocolate

An item Spongebob and Patrick tried to sell and succeeded.

"could we interest you in some, chocolate?"

by Darth Revan0313 June 20, 2023

chocolate pooh bear

someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac

That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies

by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler October 21, 2008

Chocolate Plato

A "chocolate plato" is the EPITOMY of rude. When he speaks it is musings of himself. When he whispers it is about how DOWN-RIGHT sexy he is. He is essentially a "non-essential" human.

Random bystander:
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"

Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."

Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*

This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0

by Jack Herrer June 24, 2020