Butt dial

Butt dial is when you mistakenly call someone. This normally happens when your phone is in your back pocket and you sit down and the phone app calls someone for you. They end up answering and getting annoyed because you called them and now your not answering while they are trying to talk to you. Not to be confused with a booty call.

Donna: *sits down*
Jacob: David, my boi, your phones ringing.
David: Ah shit man it's Donna you know I've liked her for a while
Jacob: Answer it dumb fuck
David: Okay Okay. Donna, hey why are you calling?
Donna: *Sits unaware that she accidentally called someone*
Jacob: What she saying
David: *Realizes it must be a butt dial?*
Also David: *Throws phone across room*

by TheFudge6969 December 8, 2019

Butt Flossing

When you get a towel between your legs and pull up and down like your shining a shoe

Person1:What the hell are they doing?
Person2:Butt flossing*shudders*

by Sassybiach123456 December 23, 2019

Butt bazooka

Another word for a fart

Guy: ew was that a butt bazooka?
Guy 2: yes

by Radioactivian April 9, 2019

In ya butt

A response to someone telling you what to do, a funny way of saying “I’m right and you’re wrong”

Deadra: Hey sam why don’t you go do those dishes

Sam: how about in ya butt

by Stephane Hanson April 10, 2019

Butt Ghost

The lingering warmth of someone else's butt on a toilet seat.

I couldn't use that toilet because it has someone's butt ghost on it

by AuricGodshawk April 14, 2019

Butt Muck

The act of pilfering one's asshole while they are asleep or without permission. Also known as Rape.

I butt mucked the fuck outta that bitch last night.

by shanagains9211 April 18, 2019

Butt face

My mum .___.

Ur a butt face

by A sad 8 year old May 27, 2019