Butt Arthritis

Pain caused by sitting in a shitty chair for too long. Getting up from the chair and not sitting for a short time makes the pain go away, but sitting down again afterwards can cause the butt arthritis to return.

"Do you want to go see a movie?"
"No thanks. I can't sit down for too long, I've got butt arthritis after bingeing Netflix last weekend."

by Eleventy7 May 2, 2019

Butt bazooka

Another word for a fart

Guy: ew was that a butt bazooka?
Guy 2: yes

by Radioactivian April 9, 2019

In ya butt

A response to someone telling you what to do, a funny way of saying “I’m right and you’re wrong”

Deadra: Hey sam why don’t you go do those dishes

Sam: how about in ya butt

by Stephane Hanson April 10, 2019

Butt Ghost

The lingering warmth of someone else's butt on a toilet seat.

I couldn't use that toilet because it has someone's butt ghost on it

by AuricGodshawk April 14, 2019

Butt Muck

The act of pilfering one's asshole while they are asleep or without permission. Also known as Rape.

I butt mucked the fuck outta that bitch last night.

by shanagains9211 April 18, 2019

Butt face

My mum .___.

Ur a butt face

by A sad 8 year old May 27, 2019

pub butt

The sweaty and tingling sensation produced in the buttocks after consuming several pints while sitting around for hours on end at a local pub.

Last week I had serious case of pub butt after spending all Saturday at Smitty's watching football.

by ruraldick June 9, 2019