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The Brown Birthday Suit 

The Brown Birthday Suit - On your birthday, your partner holds a lit birthday candle in their mouth. You sing happy birthday to yourself (because there's a candle in your partner's mouth). After finishing your birthday song, you blow out the candle with a forceful diarrhea spray. Usually, it happens at the height of the birthday celebration.
My mom wanted to give me the brown birthday suit, but I got her to give it to my dad instead.

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut
Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

put it in the brown 

To place your junk in a girl's anus. Contrary to put it in the pink.
Anand prefers to not put it in the brown -- he prefers to put it in the pink.
put it in the brown by Adolf H. March 21, 2008

Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus 

"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"

"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus
Brown

US & UK - Derogatory term used to describe people with olive tanned skin. Used in similar way to terms such as 'Black' and 'White'

US - Used mainly for Black people with light skin pigment, Arabs, North Africans, Pakistanis, Hispanics, Latin Americans (Latinos), Native Americans, Mediterraneans, other Middle Eastern and Indians.

UK - Used mainly for Black people with light skin pigment, Arabs, North Africans, Pakistanis, Indians, Afghans, Mediterraneans and people of other Middle Eastern Descent.
Damn! That honey got sexy tanned brown skin!
Brown by PirusNiggerLeech March 15, 2009

brown rainbow 

A term used to describe the effect on a man's penis when having doggy style intercourse with a woman who wipes from back to front, thus leaving a small amount of feces around the entrance to her vagina.
My friend was fucking Misty from behind, and after he pulled out he noticed he had brown rainbow. Misty is a dirty ho.
brown rainbow by JasonW October 27, 2005