Crust cake

The back splash of pee or shit on the underside of the toilet seat.

A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.

That crust cake is finally out of my life forever.

by truoodle November 12, 2020

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Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.

Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*

by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011

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layer cake

another word for a splif. tobacco and weed stuffed much like cake and frosting

"what you rolling up brother"
"shhhh, I'm baking a layer cake!"

by rorothefool May 9, 2021

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Cake shake

When you poop in somebody’s mouth then break it up with pee

Let me give you a cake shake

by MrDiddy August 1, 2025

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Compton wedding cake

Cornbread

When one gets married in compton we want corn bread. Compton wedding cake

by You:909 January 13, 2023

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Cake

Sexiest man alive, makes many girls horny and wet at first sight. Muscular, athletic Chad with the solar systems most sexy face. Any girls that come in contact with Cake should treat him like a king and give up their virginity.

A very friendly man with a 10 inch schlong, able to make any female fall in love whether she is in any relationship or not. Godly presence and power, capable of taking over the entire universe. Do Not Challenge!

“Cake makes me so horny” or “Cake makes me so wet”

by Cake July 26, 2021

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