Cake

A lie

Allen: Yooooo! Some robo lady gave me cake!
Jim: Allen. The cake was and always will be a lie.
Allen: :(

by Ducksareinyourwalls April 16, 2023

Dropped the sun

When Japan did indeed, fuck around and find out

“We sunk a few boats, they dropped the sun on us… twice”

by Ducksareinyourwalls May 26, 2023