Rule 1.1

You cant be a femboy if your ugly.

Catwithnoloaf:Bro you cant be a femboy because of rule 1.1

Bro:-Touches thigh

Catwithnoloaf:-Rips out bros intestines and strangles him to death with them.

by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024

The Cowboy Hat Rule

The cowboy hat rule is simple, really; You steal the hat, you ride the cowboy!

"Well, pretty lady. Since you done made off with my hat, I don't suppose you're against following the cowboy hat rule." He said mischievously.

by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024

The Tuck Rule

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.

Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!

by the super penis man March 17, 2024

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by fortniterule213894 March 26, 2024

Rule 251

If it exists, Fortnite has probably turned it into a skin.

Guy 1: Wait, even a hotdog can be a Fortnite skin now?!

Guy 2: Rule 251, my friend. If it exists, it’s fair game.

Guy 1: No wonder the game's dying.

by Light Guy January 25, 2026

Rule Madoka

A strange tag on Rule34 that's almost entirely populated by the user Xaiet. It completely consists of Madoka being put in crossover related hentai that mainly involves Yuri and Futanari. Sometimes femboys/traps. As of posting this, it has 301 posts but randomly goes down for some reason. I really don't know why this tag exists but I guess good on them for reviving the Madoka Magica tag in some unique way.

Rule 34 user: What the HELL is with all these Madoka posts in the Yuri Crossover tag?!

Another Rule 34 user: It's Xaiet, they keep posting it to the Rule Madoka tag.

by medgear January 26, 2026

Crony Rule of Law

The perversion of a legal system where the laws, regulations, and courts are systematically manipulated by and for a connected elite—political allies, corporate titans, and oligarchs—while being enforced with rigid, often cruel, literalness against the general populace. It’s rule by law, not of law. The rules exist not as a fair framework, but as a weapon the powerful can wield against rivals and a shield they can invoke for themselves. Justice becomes a transactional commodity, and legality is defined by who you know, not what you did.

Crony Rule of Law Example: A giant corporation negotiates a special tax loophole into law, then uses its team of lawyers to exploit it perfectly. Meanwhile, a small business owner is bankrupted by a Kafkaesque regulatory fine for a minor paperwork error. This is Crony Rule of Law: the same legal system is a playground for the connected and a minefield for the disconnected.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026