slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024

Viking slap

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that your balls slap on her pussy

Her: I felt you Viking slap me.

Me: yeah my balls are sore from yesterday’s fuck.

by Urban_FroYo June 30, 2021

Slap the ass day!!

April 18th , boys it’s your chance to get that juicy booty and just slap it and watch it bounce back, or Grab it and squeeze it🤤❤️
Don’t let this day go by boring, make it interesting...

‘Today is slap the ass day!!’

by Cxrti_Queen_ May 27, 2018

slapped flange

To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

by therealslimshaney72 September 25, 2017

Slap

In the UK, a slang term typically used by homosexual men, used to describe make-up

Right, let's get ready to go out...go put ya slap on!

by And. July 19, 2018

Slap round

Right before your bottom orgasms slip a lit m80 under their armpit.

Bruh! We tried slap rounds, we're at the hospital now.

by 00Why_me May 21, 2021

slap your tall friend in the back of the head day

Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.

Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short

by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022