Slap

Tastes So Good Or Makes You Feel Good in a sense it slaps

Jimmy Invited Me To Dinner For some lasagna interesting! “Wow I Just Tried Jimmy’s Wife’s Lasagna and it slap” 🤣🤣🤣

by Arcoíris July 9, 2022

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Slap

When you rest too long for it to be a nap, but too short to be a full sleep. Not a fun experience.

Person 1: I took a slap yesterday.
Person 2: Oh no! Are you okay?

by Skeppers14 February 11, 2021

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Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

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Carrot Cake Slaps

The kind of slaps you give someone when they only have carrot cake

“Oh, I had to give Breff some carrot cake slaps when he told me what was for dessert.”

by Zwaps December 10, 2018

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Slap away

Slap everyone who is taller than you

Short friend: guess what

Taller friends : oh no
Shorter friend : I get to slap away

by Possum magic December 10, 2019

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Pork Slapping

When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,

"slaps" their lower under belly.

This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.

It is very animalistic.

When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.

by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020

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