piss cruising

Australian slang: drink driving

Always a classic

Her: why is your car outside?
Him: fuck, must have been piss cruising last night

by hoomuzu March 22, 2025

Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.

Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.

by Turd polisher #1 May 15, 2024

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

So-pissed-icated

Adjective describing mainly females dressed in posh frocks and heels who teeter around when inebriated acting in anything but a sophisticated manner, despite their apparel.

The girls in ball gowns and high heels were smoking and using lewd language outside the pub and burst out laughing when one of them overbalanced and landed on the pavement, legs in the air in a so-pissed-icated manner

by Chrism June 7, 2013

Strawberry Piss

When your PP has blood innit

Joe was peeing out blood so we took him to the hospital, The doctor said he had a condition known as Strawberry Piss

by LtBeast October 30, 2022

Piss

Something that tfue drinks.

Guy 1: what ya drinking tfue
Tfue: just some piss

by Bigboio February 13, 2019

piss dust

When you might be a little drunk, and you slip and fall in the outhouse or bathroom stall, bit you bounce right back up again. Nobody saw you... But piss dust is the residue you can feel but maybe not see on your clothes. Only you know it's there

Also known as urine vapor or pee mist. Can be found around toilets and May cause your baseboard heat covers near your toilet to rot and rust

Damn, I slipped and fell in the porta potty and when I came out I was covered in piss dust!

by ReleaseTheKraken May 30, 2021