by lizardcult April 8, 2020
Get the Your girlfriend look like my mom mug.Little kid: mom why is my pp hard.
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m
by gasjumper November 5, 2020
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Get the tongue punched your moms fart box mug.person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
by chris cringle September 4, 2004
Get the shit in your mom's mouth for 50p mug.Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.
Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005
Get the That's not what your mom said last night mug.A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
by Cleffroski January 25, 2015
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