your mom 

A random come back that doesnt really mean any thing.

Billy-You suck
Kent-You suck
Billy-Your MOM sucks

your mom by Jac Tipe June 10, 2006

Almond Mom 

a karen mom who only eats almonds, as soon as you walk into her house all there is, is almond based everything, its like a crazy vegan karen bt they only eat almonds and only drink almond water and milk

Friend: "Why do you only ever eat almonds and drink almond milk?"
Kid: "Because that's all my mom lets me have"
Friend: "Dang, that must suck having a crazy almond mom"
Kid: "Yeah, it does"

Almond Mom by Lettuce_Lady October 23, 2022

Caleb's Mom

A whale-like creature that can only understand mooing sounds. You will find a 18 year old boy still attached to Caleb's Mom's umbilical cord. You will also find a bible ten feet up her ass. This creature lives in Pennsylvania. Watch out!

"That bitch... She's such a Caleb's Mom"

Caleb's Mom by I'm Just A Drop In The Ocean March 5, 2015

ur mom goes to college 

1. A diss used as a lame comeback.

Person A: Have a nice trip? See ya next fall!
Person B: Ur mom goes to college.

ur mom goes to college by Seren Ilene November 1, 2007

your mom 

1.when one cracks a joke the end is your mom.
2.the peroson who concived you

hahah that person just threw up, your mom just threw up

your mom by you moma February 19, 2010

stiffler's mom 

Any stiff or strong alcoholic beverage.

"Hey man what you drinking?" "A Stiffler's Mom bro."

stiffler's mom by Big Reddd February 6, 2008

ur mom 

a word used by whiggers on the street as an unoriginal, stupid comeback to make there friends cum in their pants

Guy:Ur mom is so cheap she paid me to fuck!
Guys friend: O DUDE I LEAKED MAN

ur mom by kissurass November 6, 2006