Alright kids, a jack nasty is where a boy usually high school or younger who can't get laid masturbates 'jacks off' into some tissues. Since he is often not one to properly discpose of them, they drift about the room and eventually make their residence beneath his bed.
The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty.
The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty.
Person A: What's with the tissues, dude?
Person B: Nothing!
Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!
OR:
Man that chick was so fine but I'll never get with her. I cry alone at night and make jack nasties.
Person B: Nothing!
Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!
OR:
Man that chick was so fine but I'll never get with her. I cry alone at night and make jack nasties.
by Alexander C.R September 8, 2005
Get the Jack nasty mug.To get jacked up: to satisfy your need for Jack Bauer by watching several hours of the TV show 24, causing you to become jumpy and paranoid.
i'm going to my room to get jacked up..
by Chris 'BKS' July 3, 2005
Get the jacked up mug.jack and coke drinker: omg how can you stand to drink straight Jack
Straight jack drinker: well, the first shot burns, the second shot tastes sweet, and the rest...go down like water
Straight jack drinker: well, the first shot burns, the second shot tastes sweet, and the rest...go down like water
by JD Mc May 26, 2006
Get the jack and coke mug.A fast food place that got their ass sued off after food poisening killed this one guy in california, but they fixed their food after that. Also has awesome commercials.
Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.
by KaiserMonkey September 29, 2003
Get the jack in the box mug.Another terrible invention of corperate america, a lousy damn sandwich. Though, it is one of the most entertaining sandwiches ever invented. IE, Ask any native american what that dollar sandwich is from jack in the box. native american would reply; A Yumbo Yack? Or there's always the mexican pronunciation; Humbo Hack. Equaly hillarious. If if your really lucky , you can get them to say "Yack in the box"
You; Hey, Chief running water, what do you want from jack in the box?
Chief running water; OH, Yack in the box? Get me a yumbo yack.
You; you mean jumbo jack LOLROFLCOPTERLMOAOMG
Chief running water; OH, Yack in the box? Get me a yumbo yack.
You; you mean jumbo jack LOLROFLCOPTERLMOAOMG
by captain awesome August 14, 2006
Get the jumbo jack mug.Any class of hypocritical, self-righteous bastards that are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and are prim and proper on Sunday morning and in front of other Mormons, but swear like sailors at work, secretly drink like a fish, cruise the net for kiddie porn on their work computers and are man-whores all over town.
"Always take at least two Mormons fishing with you or the damned Jack Mormon will drink all your beer"
by Demented Fish August 12, 2007
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