Douche Canoe

A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.

Hameed is such a douche canoe. Every week something new!

by JasonC123 August 14, 2021

Douche-dick

Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.

My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!

by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021

Douché

Pronounced like “Touché” a word most often used to acknowledge a clever or well made point by another person, “Douché has similar context but opposite meaning. Essentially it’s a response to someone who is a douche or is acting douchy after they state something obvious or say something really annoying. Can be said to the douchebag directly or used more subtly as an exchange with a friend who is also witness to a douchfest. Douché is an expression best delivered with a smirk or eye roll.

Douche from across the street - “I’m sure you don’t know this but “Dos Vientos” means “two winds” in ESPANOL.”
Nice guy from next door - “Welcome to the barrio.” *Rolls eyes”
Me - *Smirk* “Douché”

by AnitaRichman September 10, 2021

doucharu

A yuppie that drives or owns Suburu.

Look at this doucharu in the red car.

by @thereal_billw September 21, 2021

Douche Gilbertson

A term to describe someone who ruins the fun.

Timmy is really being a douche gilbertson.

by Dakota Rambler September 24, 2021

Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.

After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.

by SmellyJam November 28, 2021

douche canoe

a phrase to describe someone who is being mean, rude, or annoying. Often used to describe men.

Oh my god he is being such a douche canoe

by douchecanoe999 January 8, 2022