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Blair Bear

a beautiful amazing puppy who is the bestest girl. she’s so sweet and loves to give kisses. she loves playing with toys and friends. she is boy crazy but somewhat loyal to her current boyfriend. she is the prettiest baby in the world and she acts like a perfect angel 24/7!
omg Blair Bear just pooped in the house.
by blair bears mom April 14, 2024
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Jae Bear

Someone who uses cute language and is able to make your day brighter.
here comes my jae bear
by crudefervor April 14, 2024
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Bear

Another word for 'embarrassing'. This is derived from the Spanish saying "Qué oso", which literally translates to "How bear", but is often used as slang for "How embarrassing".
"When we were visiting the art museum, I tripped on the stairs and fell on my face. It was so bear."
by burn3d April 14, 2024
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Jer Bear

Someone with the inability to get food, particularly Big Macs, off their mind.
Haiden: Jeremiah failed the test again.
Kellan: he was probably had his next Big Mac on his mind the whole time.
Haiden: Bro’s literally a Jer Bear
by K.C. Lime April 17, 2024
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Jer Bear

A Jer Bear is someone whose food addiction has progressed to the magnitude of an addiction to heroin. Food is often the only thing on a Jer Bear’s mind, especially Big Macs. Because of this, they often have trouble focusing. Other foods that a Jer Bear might crave could be pizza, french fries, fried chicken, pasta, or meat of any kind. It has never been proven whether or not the appetite of a Jer Bear can be satisfied, but most experts believe that it can not. The leading Jer-Bearologists claim that “Getting a Jer Bear to stop being hungry is like trying to reach zero degrees Kelvin.” Be careful if you ever meet a Jer Bear; they cannot control their hunger. The chance that he tries to eat you is reason enough for alarm, however, it would be far more devastating if he were to sit on you.
Haiden: Here comes Jeremiah
Kellan: He ate Jacob yesterday
Haiden: He can’t help it, he’s a Jer Bear
by K.C. Lime April 19, 2024
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pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.
(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”
by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024
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pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.
(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”
by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024
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