New-age-art

A deceased Tumblr blog, but while it was alive it was totally rad. Might return in the near future.

A: Damn did you see the blog, new-age-art?
B: Yeah! I heard it got shut down though.
A: really? That sucks, m8
B: yeah it does

by Max the Blogger August 30, 2013

new urban mechanics

A team of trouble-makers within municipal government.

What are those new urban mechanics up to now!

by nakedpilgrim February 13, 2018

New York Sober

Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.

Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”

Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”

by LordPhilipMorris August 15, 2023

New Orleans Train

An act which involves a train of guys separating the butt cheeks of a woman and taking a dump inside. Possibly having sex with it? That would turn it into a "Rusty Nail" or a "Dirty Piston", which ever name you choose. You would be a fool not to.

"We gave the New Orleans train all night but I had to get off at the dirty piston."

by jpop1000 October 23, 2014

New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 December 31, 2020

Fox News exposers

Someone in Fox News comment section who exposes there disgusting commenters and posts. People such as moesoab48 and democracy.for.us are a few. Moe scares them by using Arab curse words and defending blm protesters. Democracy.for.us calls out the lies of fox itself

I love Fox News exposers

by Nascarfan2007 March 25, 2023

Luke Corm (new)

The revised definition of Luke corm. It is between Luke warm and look cold. It is synonymous with room temperature / neutral. (Another name: Luke corm room temperature- neutral).

Waiter “what temperature do you like your water?”
Me (always): “Luke corm (new), please. STAT.” I say, as I pull down my sunglasses, roll up my window, and drive away in my custom 300 S Aston Martin.

by Lukecoldisaword April 11, 2021