National free head day

Any woman must give you head for free.

“Hey it’s national free head day”
“Yeah get on your knees”

by Bobbyab3223 October 14, 2019

National fat nuts day

March 1st, national fat nuts day
A day to celebrate your fat nuts

Hey man its march 1st, national fat nuts day!

by Chokedoutppanther March 15, 2021

National finger someone day

October 20th is national finger someone day the day where any girl has to let you finger them

Guy: hey it’s national finger someone day
Girl: go ahead

by SkrtSkrt69Savage420 October 17, 2019

National Sext a Friend Week

October 14th-20th

Sext a trusted friend.

Its National Sext a Friend Week.

by BigDickDaddyStalin October 15, 2018

national stretch marks day

February 16 is national stretch marks day this is A day we’re we appreciate our beautiful stretch marks! And admire ourselves for having them

“Happy national stretch marks day!”

by OfficialMichalScott December 29, 2020

National couchie kick day

Tired of girls kicking your dick in on April 9th? Well, I bet you didn’t know what today was. Go ahead it’s national couchie kick day tomorrow. Watch out.

Happy national couchie kick day!

by Daggerpeen April 9, 2019

National Grab Dick Day

On 13 November you may grab Any dudes dick and they can’t do anything about it. Have fun girls ;)

“Omg Lily it’s national grab dick day go grab bens dick”

by National grab dick day November 12, 2019