proboscis monkey

opposite of amateurboscis

that amareurboscis aint getting paid

by lisa sparkle frank brownjohn May 8, 2004

reject monkey

Some genetic retardation that was so stupid, a monkey is smarter.

Go read a book you reject monkey.

by selusa December 7, 2006

arctic monkeys

A decent Band, with good musicains,ok songs, and sour sounding lyrics, they are quite good, but heavly over rated, there nothing that new, to music, yet everyone seems to beleive so, its just melodic indie\garage, with sheffield accents and spots,also drink fosters, honestly who drinks fosters anyway.

NME-"the arctic monkeys are the best thing to happen to music since the smiths, or the beatles"
Me-"just no"
NME-"but.."
Me-"no"

by Andrew Ricardo May 27, 2006

Argie-Monkey

A typical inhabitant of Argentina that, whether male or female, embodies the complete range of qualities of that particular species: 1) short-term opportunism in finances and romance 2) egotism that is thought to arrise from a poor self and national esteem 3) physically typified by long, dark hair and at last 2 items of clothing that you have not seen since 1986 4) often times described as an Italian that speaks Spanish, that thinks he/she is French but really wants to be English.

The Argie-Monkey decided to go to the psychologist at his wife´s recomendation after that trauma of Diego Maradona´s 2nd heart attack though really, he spent his time and money having sex with prostitutes.

by Randag January 15, 2005

monkey wrench

To hang out with others in a public social setting, whilst engaging in activity of a strange or unexpected nature. Usually involves taking pictures of the activities.

We had a great time Monkey Wrenching last night! Blake rode the minature church at the park. I have pictures of it all!

by Mwa Ha Ha February 15, 2005

Porch Monkey

A derogatory term used to describe unemployed Portuguese individuals. Recently adapted to include individuals of many ethnicities, although favoured to refer to Afro-Americans due to the "Monkey" reference.
The original reference was to infer that these individuals would hang around areas, swinging aimlessly like a monkey.

"When are those Porch Monkeys on 5th street going to get a job?"

"If those Porch Monkeys talk to my girl again, I'm gonna roll on them."

by Mister Skin August 13, 2005

Funky Monkey

the dankest weed youll ever smoke in your whole life for dam shore. only found in jedburg south carolina, youll be so high you shit your pants

i had to pay $100 an 8th for some funky monkey, but it sure was worth it

by bigDonkeyDick <=====3 September 24, 2009