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Mexican

The weakest race/species of humans that have ever existed and that will ever exist. They're pussy as hell. They're too scared to leave their house during the day so they made up a pretend cartel incase someone manages to get over the border and kill them. They arent even connected. They arent even connected enough for a greencard otherwise they prefer to eat out of toilets too. Every mexican/hispanic spic is a porn star and a pussy and weak as hell. They have a bad reputation because all the adults(spics) in their Country run around naked in public and touch each others "thingys" and the stupid mexican children (spics) look up to it for some reason.

If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.
person1: Mexican!

person2: STOP FUCKING BRINGING UP PORNHUB!
by I'll make ur kids cry for my D December 6, 2021
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Mexican Popsicle

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis
Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”
by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021
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Mexican Fire Drill

After Mexicans heat up fish in the break room microwave you retaliate by putting a bag of microwave popcorn in for 10 minutes and watch it burn! I JUST PULLED A MEXICAN FIRE DRILL BRO!
Screw this smell of stinky fish in the microwave! I am pulling a Mexican Fire Drill
by Twnkie The Kid November 21, 2022
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Mexican tug of war

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.
The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.
by Theuberdude May 19, 2024
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Mexican Equestrian

When a girl smacks you with her chancla while on top of a guy in the reverse cowgirl position.
"YOOOOOOOO Jesus, I was fuckin your mom last night and we did it and she pulled a Mexican Equestrian on my ass, shit was wild hombre."
by Yeeetothehawwww April 15, 2021
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Mexican eagle

Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.
by Daddy's Bitch June 2, 2018
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mexican babysitting

Hiding money strange places so nobody will find it mexican babysitting .
Mexican babysitting.The prostuite always “Mexican babysitting her money . “She glued the money inside her wig. Mexican babysitting. Hides money places no one will find . Mexican babysitting hides money strange places in your house . Or other strange places no one will ever find .
by Mexican babysitting July 13, 2022
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