knife moment

At the point when your boyfriend/girlfriend/fuck buddy pisses you off to the extent that only a knife to the throat and an hour of terrorising the pig will rectify the situation.

A: I flinched whenever you kissed me.

B: You WHAT!

A: Yeah, I never even fancied you. I just needed somewhere to coch and I wanted you to drive me everywhere and buy all my drinks and feed me.

B: Knife moment...

by bashereddin December 6, 2011

Kolo Moment

When someone is inactive in a Discord Server for an extended amount of time, and when they finally join the only thing the person does is yell "retard".

Discord Member: "Now THAT was a Kolo moment."

by Martin Nocturne November 26, 2021

ə moment

A meta-ironical moment. A "random" or "stupid" event.

( A Canadian Tire in Lindsay closed after every item scanned comes up as "Mr Potato Head" )

- Thats a ə moment

by ėęěĕéêèëēeə July 1, 2020

bingo moment

The positive realization that a crush likes you back; unexplicit confirmation and "bingo" feeling that someone likes you and sees themselves as having a chance with you, usually through a outwardly or subtle flirt.

"Mikey got sent a winky face by the guy he likes when he invited him to a concert. No straight dude would ever send a winky face to another dude, not even ironically. So that was his bingo moment."

"When Seth told me that he liked girls with short hair, that was absolutely my bingo moment. He was smirking at me as he said it too."

by Ai Anon November 13, 2023

Vienna Moment

A Vienna Moment is a synonym for Bruh

A: „I fucked your mum“
B: „Such a Vienna moment“

by AntonHorvath September 15, 2021

Toope Moment

That moment when you fuck up typing a word or sentence multiple times in a row,

Jon: "I've been diagnosed with cacne"
"Canecr"
"Cancer"

Lucas: "Haha you just had a Toope Moment"

by overgrown cumstain December 10, 2020

Monkey Moment

A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.

Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment

by euheuc January 2, 2023