life span of a Beaner

When you fall off the border at the age of 12

Roberto has the life span of a beaner he died at the age of 12 because he was to fat to fit over the border

by Josethebeaner November 1, 2023

Molly my Bean

1) verb; Taking a bean (Xanax), getting it moist, then rolling it in molly (mdma) before popping the bean (ingesting it)

2) adverb; Describing phenomenal oral sex.

1) *to a homie with some molly* “yo, molly my bean, I wanna roll but hate the anxiety.”

2) “dude she was topping me off so good I woulda thought she was rollin’. Bitch really molly’d my bean”

by skinnypimpweezy January 14, 2024

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

A jelly bean

Be jealous.

- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.

(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)

by harina_kim February 6, 2024

pop a bean

to bust a nut

dorukpro1907: i popped a bean
yodapenetrator69: imma pop a bean too

by wmnke December 9, 2023

Jackie's green bean salad

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Are Green Beans a Bean?

Green Beans are a LEGUME, not a bean. Sources point to not a bean.

“Hey buddy, Are Green Beans a Bean?”
“No, I think they’re actually a legume, but aren’t classified as a bean.”
“Oh sick! How do you know?”
“Good ole Internet!”

by ELJAMS June 2, 2024