ass-holiness

1- Behavior whereby one uses religion or adherence to spiritual principles as justification to behave in a judgmental or negative manner.

2- The act of imposing one religion's social norms on the rest of society, contrary to or without regard for cultural or other socially relevant groups, individuals, or ideas that one would expect to be protected by a freedom-respecting society.

3- Ass-holy (variation): One who is sanctimonious in his or her religious or spiritual ideas, and judges others and/or tries to impose his or her religious ideas upon others.

People who call themselves 'biblical literalists' are engaging in ass-holiness when they disregard inconsistencies in the bible, or resort to interpretive gymnastics to get around one issue (like subjugation of women, or adultery brought about by divorce), while vainly clinging to strict interpretations of other passages (such as prohibition of masturbation, or condemnation of male homosexuality).

by Googie Whithers June 30, 2010

Ass splitter

A rare type of turd that is so big around that it is very hard and takes a lot of time and work to get it out of your ass.

sorry I took so long,I had an ass splitter.

by The Fury 13 December 12, 2010

ass invaded

A term for getting reamed out hella tough. Very uncomfortable and sometimes causes bleeding.

I just got ass invaded for slackin off at work.

by demilogic November 29, 2004

ass-creeper

1. creeper of the ass; 2. a guy who happens to be both an ass and a creep

guy: do you wanna have butt sex?
girl: you are such an ass-creeper!

by M Word January 5, 2009

ass serpent

1) One who takes pleasure in male on male anal intercourse.

2) A gay man who inserts his penis into another man's rectum.

See also: snake dangler

Any man who wears an elephant thong is definately a little ass serpent.

by Johnny face March 10, 2008

Ass Darts

A game where one person uses another persons ass as a dart board. Usually played when very drunk.

Did you see the you-tube video showing the two Aussies playing ass darts?

by Cufflynx August 25, 2008

ass heave

When the schphincter muscles give in to the inner pressure of the rectum and spell forth a massive amount of doo-doo.

Gosh! Indian food made my tummy upset I feel I may need to ass heave.

by wetbackoftatt00 March 24, 2009